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By Your Lobby Correspondent·September 13, 2023/Vault·1 min read

THIS JUST IN: “IM PUTTING YOU ON THE NEWS”

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From the EpikChat News archive — originally by Mazzi · September 13, 2023. Recovered from the vault.

In This Article, I’m putting it on the news, The infamous COcKo Takes on The Notorious THICC.

We’re set to see a new show down in epik news just hit my desk confirming, Thicc and Cocko are set for A new Round Of REAL LIFE MORTAL COMBAT Sources are yet to be dropped, However as i right this post i shall attempt to get an interview with our combatants. Thicc has this to say:

Anything youd like to say

WittleWabbit

im gonna pee on him

WittleWabbit

then make him eat my shit

Yung_gh0st: you’re unblocked any comments you got @croco24 yh, kys u ginger jobless fuck

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EpikChat News is satirical parody for entertainment · 18+ · We reference public chat usernames only — no real names or identifying details — and nothing here is a statement of fact.

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You paste the snippets

The bot sorts it into events

The AI writes it as a joke

THIS JUST IN: “IM PUTTING YOU ON THE NEWS”

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EpikChat News is an 18+ satire site

You paste the snippets

The bot sorts it into events

The AI writes it as a joke

THIS JUST IN: “IM PUTTING YOU ON THE NEWS”

Tonight's Cast of Characters

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