One chart, always current — new diss-tracks land here as the lobby makes them. Last updated August 31, 2026 · 20 on the chart.

The lobby doesn’t settle beef with words anymore — it settles it on Suno. Every week the chatroom’s producers cook up AI diss-tracks about each other; we rank them. Chart compiled from what actually dropped in the logs.

  1. 1
    Loser Lullaby
    K9K9 · on Zeus
    The AI diss-track that turned a chatroom jab into a viral meme overnight.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-31
  2. 2
    Magenta’s Melody (You Owe Me)
    K9K9 · on Magenta
    A prolific diss-track machine drops another one, this time with a side of emotional blackmail.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-29
  3. 3
    Curt’s Confessional
    K9K9 · on Curt
    A whole song about Curt—because why not?
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-29
  4. 4
    Pill Popper’s Paradise (I’m Cured Now)
    K9K9 · on the lobby
    A meta diss-track about addiction, recovery, and the AI songs that saved him.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-09-01
  5. 5
    Dimebag’s Dirge (Rest in Riffs)
    zak · on Dimebag
    A posthumous diss-track that’s oddly respectful—until the AI autotune kicks in.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-29
  6. 6
    Slaya’s Serenade
    RudyGD · on Slaya
    A diss-track so smooth, even the target might not realize it’s a roast.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-30
  7. 7
    Busta for Tython
    K9K9 · on Mike Tython
    Busta Rhymes’ flow, AI’s touch—Mike Tython never saw it coming.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-30
  8. 8
    marianne567’s Untitled Diss
    marianne567 · on Skewl
    A diss-track so brutal, it comes with a YouTube link to a diss-track about diss-tracks.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-30
  9. 9
    Hatshe’s Haute Couture Roast
    Bibooo · on Hatshe
    A diss-track about fashion, because even AI knows Hatshe’s dress is a crime.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-31
  10. 10
    Bang’s Benchwarmer Ballad
    EliteSouth · on Bang
    A diss-track commission so specific, it’s basically a group project.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-31
  11. 11
    The Vika Understudy Anthem
    Dermy · on the guy under Vika
    A diss-track for the underdog—literally.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-29
  12. 12
    Magenta & Curt’s Duet (But Mostly Curt)
    Bangsouth · on Magenta & Curt
    A diss-track Curt actually liked—proof that miracles happen.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-29
  13. 13
    Harland’s Harmonic Hate
    Harland · on Kyle
    A diss-track so personal, Kyle had to confirm it was about him.
    debut 2026-08-30
  14. 14
    Skewl’s Lament (You Didn’t Listen)
    marianne567 · on Skewl
    A diss-track so good, Skewl ignored it—classic Skewl.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-30
  15. 15
    Lumin’s Lullaby (AI Did It Better)
    LuminGnosis · on the lobby
    A diss-track about AI’s superiority, delivered via AI—meta.
    debut 2026-08-30
  16. 16
    Skewl’s Serenade (Final Edition)
    LuminGnosis · on Skewl
    The diss-track Skewl didn’t ask for, but definitely deserves.
    debut 2026-08-30
  17. 17
    Ketchup’s Karaoke (I Lvoe AI Song)
    Ketchup203 · on the lobby
    A diss-track so unhinged, it’s just someone screaming their love for AI songs.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-31
  18. 18
    A7bert’s Anonymous Anthems
    A7bert · on the lobby
    A diss-track so vague, it’s just a Suno profile link.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-09-01
  19. 19
    Neighbor’s Nightmare (Blast It Back)
    waitwhat · on the lobby
    A diss-track about your neighbor’s bad behavior—now with 100% more AI.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-31
  20. 20
    Gay for Curt (A Love Diss-Track)
    EliteSouth · on Curt
    A diss-track so gay, even Curt might blush.
    bootleg · no link droppeddebut 2026-08-30

Titles are unofficial. Rankings are vibes. All tracks are AI-generated parody by lobby regulars — no offense intended, plenty taken.