Filed by an anonymous lobby tipster, reporting from the lobby.
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn and your tissues, because finder75 just turned the lobby into his personal therapy couch — and the session is not going well. Sources whisper that the poor soul spent an entire evening spamming “hello” to the elusive X Angel, begging for a reply that never came, while his sad-violin soundtrack played on loop in his own head.
According to eyewitnesses, finder75 went full martyr mode, wailing that he’s been “stunned” by how few women in the room will even type his username back. He apparently compared his plight to knocking someone up and skipping town, which is a wild bar for basic social niceties. Rumor has it he even blamed Epik Chat News for mentioning him as a “character” but not giving him his own headline — honey, you’re getting one now, and it’s not the tribute you wanted.
The meltdown escalated into a full-on pity spiral, with finder75 moaning that X Angel “loathes” him and that it’s probably “his fault” — which, between us, is the first self-aware thing he’s said all night. A little bird tells us he’s been demanding “hello Finder” replies from multiple women, and the silence is apparently deafening. The man is out here begging for validation like it’s a participation trophy at a participation-less event.
“I haven’t beaten anyone or left them with a bun in the oven, so why won’t they just say my name? Is basic respect too much to ask?” — finder75, allegedly, to the void.
Meanwhile, the rest of the lobby was busy with their own chaos — skewl shouting about her parents’ 1980 wedding, Piggles dropping some questionable geography takes, and naoko asking for friendship advice like this place is a networking mixer. But the night belonged to finder75, whose quest for a simple “hello” turned into a one-man opera of rejection, complete with imaginary violins.
As for X Angel? Sources say she’s still not replying, and honestly, we’re starting to think she’s a ghost — or just really committed to the bit. If finder75 wants our advice, maybe try saying “hello” without the emotional hostage negotiation next time. — XOXO, EpikChat News