The numbers are in. Ranked by conflict weight across every feud, callout, and @-mention we’ve logged — here’s who actually runs the lobby this week. Movement is since last week.

🔥 The Power 10

1. 1producerNEWconflict 537 · 14 feuds · 15 stories
2. 2Brandon—conflict 354 · 78 feuds · 50 stories
3. 3spaceisfake▼2conflict 297 · 50 feuds · 44 stories
4. 4skewl—conflict 198 · 64 feuds · 56 stories
5. 5lace420▼2conflict 196 · 60 feuds · 47 stories
6. 6x_Angel▼1conflict 195 · 53 feuds · 31 stories
7. 7BonnieP▼1conflict 186 · 55 feuds · 52 stories
8. 8magenta▲1conflict 172 · 45 feuds · 18 stories
9. 9mespresso▼1conflict 166 · 51 feuds · 54 stories
10. 10catfood—conflict 165 · 48 feuds · 45 stories

😈 Reigning Villains

1. 1jayschillaxincast as the villain 26×
2. 2Brandoncast as the villain 19×
3. 3Mike-Hawkcast as the villain 19×
4. 4spaceisfakecast as the villain 17×
5. 5skewlcast as the villain 15×

⚔️ Biggest Beefs

• mespresso vs Brandon9 clashes
• Brandon vs Mike-Hawk7 clashes
• EliteSouth vs BonnieP6 clashes
• spaceisfake vs Brandon5 clashes
• magenta vs Brandon5 clashes
• ill_lli vs lace4204 clashes

🎭 The Factions

• The BonnieP Bloc 96 members
  BonnieP, Blisss, skewl, catfood, Limittz, jayschillaxin … (+90)
• The lace420 Bloc 81 members
  lace420, A7bert, Hauktuah, metalsheep, PropitiousPrick, iamnotyourdoggy … (+75)
• The Brandon Bloc 76 members
  Brandon, x_Angel, Bangsouth, magenta, mespresso, naoko … (+70)
• The spaceisfake Bloc 47 members
  spaceisfake, snot, K9K9, here4doom, brink, LOADGOD … (+41)
• The Harland Bloc 41 members
  Harland, Herpes, Hey-Zeus, jojoooooo, Unsuspecting, TOAST … (+35)

Rankings are computed from our own article corpus (feuds, castings, mentions) — satire, not a scoreboard anyone signed up for. Numbers move as the drama does.