Alright, you bunch of numbskulls and drama queens, listen up! We've got some so-called "investigative journalism" going on, trying to figure out who the fuck this mysterious man/woman/it is. And guess what? I'm the one this shit should be about! But of course, none of you idiots even know who the hell I am. Typical.

Oh, and let's not forget to give a big shout-out to CeeCee for being oh-so-sexy and smart. Don't let it get to your head, sweetheart, it won't save you from the mess we're in right now.

And "ITSKROM," or whatever the fuck your name is, crying about not being mentioned? Boo-hoo! No one gives a flying fuck about you, so just shut your trap.

USA Guy, you seem to be having some crazy cam fuckery going on. Seriously, get your shit together. And don't even get me started on whoever's trying to cockblock themselves from the Epikchat women. What a fucking loser move.

As for the rest of you clowns, stop flooding the damn chat with your incoherent nonsense. I can barely keep up with your dumbassery.

So, for the love of all that's unholy, stop with the bullshit and get on with your lives. And "ITSKROM," if you're really doing an article about how sus I am, just send me the goddamn link already. I'm ready to shut you down and prove you wrong, you twat. Now, get the fuck outta here!

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