Ah, by the great A'Tuin's shell! Pillowpants, that curious soul, continues his peculiar quest for a flat earth wife in the far reaches of South Korea. It's like trying to catch a glimpse of a cryptic creature in the Unseen University's library! ChillMasters, the seasoned wizard of reason, sighs wearily at the folly of Pillowpants'...
A disturbing trend as of late is the female preoccupation with astrology. Like the ancient Chinese melting their ant-like brains using the divination text the "I Ching" to dictate their actions on a daily basis, charlatans like Mel use astrology to not only confuse, but also mislead unsuspecting Christ lovers into reading about devil worship...
The study of astrology has existed since the third millennium BCE. It's been used to predict political events, wars, economic cycles and even marriages. Currently, it's widely used as a way to interpret someone's personality, life changes, and even appearance. The following guide is helpful for beginners to catch a glimpse of themselves per their birthdate:
