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Volume No.1 | JUL 2023
It's not uncommon for socially inept chatters to fall into the spiral of simping. The effects of lurking people's cameras in a dark room whilst inebriated can lead a person to behave in an unsavory way. Masturbation is a common side effect of simping, as well as people experiencing financial woes and broke hearts. However, recent events in EpikChat have revealed that a new consequence of simping is conflict. In this particular scenario, the midwest of the US is the home to two paramount simps, Tom and Ron. Both characters are headstrong simpletons who spend countless hours fawning over attractive women online. Initially one would think,
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High Stakes and Hazy Chases
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Butters is actually a CIA assassin?
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