Author: Autismole (ƒirstname Pendng)

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Fundraise for Don Sterling aka Okie

Alright, listen up, you bunch of heartless scoundrels! It's time to open your eyes to the plight of Don, a hardworking soul who got screwed over by those heartless corporate vultures at Walmart! Don, a dedicated worker, spent the last 5 months before his retirement giving his blood, sweat, and tears to the company he...

"PILLOWPANTS: THE KOREAN WIFE QUEST - A BACKWARDS, RETARDED ADVENTURE,
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"PILLOWPANTS: THE KOREAN WIFE QUEST - A BACKWARDS, RETARDED ADVENTURE,

Once upon a time, in the Flat World of Narnia, where winter ruled the land, there dwelt a character named Pillowpants, an enigmatic being infamous for being THE ABSOLUTE KILLER OF ALL JOY. With a backwards and whimsical sense of humor, Pillowpants would turn even the happiest moments into a twisted and laughable spectacle. In...

Pillowpants, that curious soul, continues his peculiar quest for a flat earth wife in the far reaches of South Korea
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Pillowpants, that curious soul, continues his peculiar quest for a flat earth wife in the far reaches of South Korea

Ah, by the great A'Tuin's shell! Pillowpants, that curious soul, continues his peculiar quest for a flat earth wife in the far reaches of South Korea. It's like trying to catch a glimpse of a cryptic creature in the Unseen University's library! ChillMasters, the seasoned wizard of reason, sighs wearily at the folly of Pillowpants'...

Speed Racer's Mach 5 look like a tricycle
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Speed Racer's Mach 5 look like a tricycle

Alright, buckle up for this absurd and ridiculous origin story arc of Autismole, the nuttiest and craziest driver in the Middle East. Get ready for some wild, over-the-top anime-style shenanigans! It all started on a sunny day in Tel Aviv-Yafo, as Autismole was zooming down the main highway in his outrageously modified car, a mishmash...

High Stakes and Hazy Chases
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High Stakes and Hazy Chases

Title: High Stakes and Hazy Chases In a city known for its wild and unpredictable adventures, a group of friends found themselves embarking on a mind-bending quest for the ultimate stash of weed. Jah666, CamillaBrown, PostNutTranscendence, and DoomedVillain were gathered in a virtual hangout, discussing their latest antics. "Sup, Jah?" CamillaBrown chimed in, followed by...

Butters is actually a CIA assassin?
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Butters is actually a CIA assassin?

Alright, hold onto your weed-infused hats, because I'm about to take you on a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, or rather, down the hookah hole. So there I was, chilling in the back, grooving to some tunes, and wondering where the hell Butters was, ditching me twice like a total flake. And then, out...