In a whimsical land of digital dreams, where words danced and emotions gleamed, a unique love story unfolded, strange yet enchanting, in a realm where haters turned to lovers, and affections were unabating. At the heart of it all stood SLOB, a charismatic soul with an air of allure, a figure admired from afar, but...
Author: Autismole (ƒirstname Pendng)
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Fundraise for Don Sterling aka Okie
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Once upon a time, in the Flat World of Narnia, where winter ruled the land, there dwelt a character named Pillowpants, an enigmatic being infamous for being THE ABSOLUTE KILLER OF ALL JOY. With a backwards and whimsical sense of humor, Pillowpants would turn even the happiest moments into a twisted and laughable spectacle. In...
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Speed Racer's Mach 5 look like a tricycle
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Meet Husham, a doctor of the imagination, skilled in healing the hearts of others.
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Alright, gather 'round for a wild and twisted tale of a tortoise vs. the hare story with a stoner twist, set in the blazing city of Bringham, Alabama. Meet Butters and NicknamePending, two potheads with a serious case of the munchies. Butters, slow and steady, and NicknamePending, speedy but scatterbrained, found themselves in a heated...