(To the tune of "Old MacDonald Had a Farm")
Well, well, well, here we go, with Zagdowwerrr's smoothie show,
Protein's secret sauce recipe, the Sponge Bob Krabby Patty!
Zagdowwerrr's the smoothie master, all other shakes, a disaster,
His smoothie's irresistible, attracting girls, it's undeniable!
With the legendary Metalsheep, and August18, they're in deep,
Drawn to his liquid concoction, strange yet sweet, a smoothie seduction!
But oh, it gets weirder still, his ritual gives us all a chill,
Drinking his shake from hand balls, Zagdowwerrr, you crazy fool!
(Chorus)
Old Zagdowwerrr had a yard, protein smoothie, he works hard,
With a shake-shake here, and a milk-milk there,
Zagdowwerrr's smoothie affair!
And in the background, hear the sound, a jingle that goes all around,
A twist on Old McDonald's theme, Zagdowwerrr's tale, it does seem extreme!
(Chorus)
Old Zagdowwerrr had a yard, protein smoothie, he works hard,
With a shake-shake here, and a milk-milk there,
Zagdowwerrr's smoothie affair!
Now, let's all hope that this mad tale, won't leave us with a strange bewail,
As Zagdowwerrr's antics unfold, we'll wash our brains, so we'll be consoled!
(Chorus)
Old Zagdowwerrr had a yard, protein smoothie, he works hard,
With a shake-shake here, and a milk-milk there,
Zagdowwerrr's smoothie affair!
Alright, that's enough of this lunacy. My apologies to Old MacDonald's farm for butchering their theme with Zagdowwerrr's strange smoothie shenanigans. Now, I need to go find some sanity, stat!
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