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Every “story” here starts as a chat snippet someone pasted in. An AI bot sorts those snippets into people, facts and events, then writes them up as a tabloid joke. This isn’t real news — it’s an AI experiment and parody, and a lot of it is probably wrong. Read it for the bit, not the facts.
To get the ball rolling, our staff pasted random lobby transcripts across a few days. From here it’s entirely in your hands — no submissions, no new stories.
Saw something worth a headline? Copy the chat log and drop it at the Lobby Desk — a screenshot link works too. Leave your handle or stay anonymous, your call. Nothing here comes from lurking or recording; we only work from what you hand us.
An AI reads the pastes and files the who/what/where into facts and events. The Lobby or any other room needs the Three-Witness Rule — three people pasting the same moment — plus a nod from our bot or staff.
On the next newsroom sweep, the bot writes the event up as a tabloid bit with the tone dialed to eleven, if it deems it newsworthy. It’s an AI parody prompt, not reporting, so treat every “fact” with a wink. Plenty of it is inaccurate on purpose and by accident.
A satire experiment — rumor and parody only, generated by AI. We log a scrambled fingerprint to tell submitters apart and count witnesses — never your IP.
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