In a move that shocked absolutely no one—except maybe DomXX, who still thinks his ghostly bed-visitor was a fashion consultant—chantellexox has once again turned the lobby into a warzone. Sources whisper she’s been DMing cam requests like a blackmailer with a burner phone, and this time, the collateral damage includes a very public spat over everyone’s favorite Italian plumber.

Longtime readers know chantellexox has a knack for weaponizing her love of spiders, big screens, and, apparently, Demon Slayer. But when DomXX dared to suggest she trade her cam for a round of Mario Kart, the gloves came off. “Tf is ur issue with Mario u hating cunt,” she allegedly fired back, because nothing says “I’m a well-adjusted adult” like a well-placed misogynistic slur.

Meanwhile, juliefx—who was busy celebrating the murder of a long-term goal with the grace of a toddler who just discovered swear words—chimed in with her usual brand of chaotic support. “Me the fuck too,” she reportedly declared, because solidarity in the lobby is measured in decibels and poor life choices.

“Mario is sick,” chantellexox allegedly insisted, before pivoting to a threat that would make even the most hardened lobby veteran clutch their pearls: “I dam near broke mine woops.” A little bird tells us she wasn’t talking about her controller.

DomXX, ever the diplomat, responded by offering to crochet a sweater for his “freezing balls,” because nothing says “I’m above this” like a passive-aggressive craft project. But the real question is: Who’s next on chantellexox’s hit list? P00P is still out here blessing the lobby with “Amen” like it’s a Sunday sermon, and TinkerSpanker is busy giggling over apex predators—both prime targets for her next meltdown.

As for thorn, who spent the evening comparing people to Pokimane and asking for anime recs, we can only assume they’re either oblivious or actively seeking a restraining order. Either way, the lobby’s drama meter is pegged, and chantellexox is holding the needle. — XOXO, EpikChat News