Longtime readers know the bitter, years-long war between spaceisfake and worldofhurt—once a vegan spat, now a full-blown culture clash—has found fresh kindling in the lobby’s aux cord. Sources whisper the latest skirmish erupted when spaceisfake, self-appointed gatekeeper of “real” electronic music, dismissed PrincessPretzel’s song rec as “not my style of electronic” before pivoting to a rant about EDM being trash and IDM being life. The audacity.

Worldofhurt, never one to miss a chance to twist the knife, allegedly pounced with a jab about spaceisfake’s “socially-stunted” resume (read: unemployment), while Hey-Zeus—still salty over being called “never funny”—muttered something about spaceisfake’s jokes landing like a lead balloon. PrincessPretzel, ever the diplomat, tried to smooth things over with a peace offering (“space i have a song for you”), only for spaceisfake to double down, name-dropping Amon Tobin and Boards of Canada like they were the last prophets of sound.

Meanwhile, Troyuz, apparently fluent in both Korean and charades, threw a curveball by questioning PrincessPretzel’s nationality mid-chaos—because nothing says “lobby unity” like a citizenship audit. HabitualLineCrosser, ever the wildcard, just lit up an imaginary joint and watched the dumpster fire from the sidelines, while DoomedVillain dropped the mic with a casual, “guess you gotta put up with fuckwits for money.”

But the real tea? Spaceisfake’s latest manifesto: “the older i get, the more i dislike people.” A sentiment that, given the current vibes, might be mutual. Rumor has it he’s already plotting his escape to Montreal, where he insists he “belongs”—though longtime observers note he’s never actually been east of his parents’ basement.

“Dickbutt is the comedian of Lobby—even his name is a joke. Penis rectum.” — spaceisfake, proving once again that his humor is as subtle as a sledgehammer to the eardrums.

As for PrincessPretzel’s song rec? Still unplayed. But with spaceisfake now insisting he needs a Boards of Canada tattoo “ASAP,” we’re bracing for round two: the Great Lobby Tattoo Debate of 2026. Stay tuned, degenerates.

— XOXO, EpikChat News