BonnieP, the lobby’s self-appointed guardian of decency, is allegedly nursing a broken heart—or at least a bruised ego—after her on-again, off-again flame Croco vanished without so much as a goodbye. Sources whisper the two shared a complicated history, with Croco allegedly being the first to slide into BonnieP’s DMs when she joined Epik, and the last to stick around after the catfishing allegations flew.

But now? Radio silence. And BonnieP isn’t taking it well. “Croco actually likes me a lot,” she reportedly insisted, moments before logging off to presumably scream into a pillow. Meanwhile, Herpes—never one to miss a drama opportunity—allegedly rubbed salt in the wound by reminding everyone that Croco once sent her the same “grooming” material BonnieP now claims to despise.

Longtime readers know BonnieP’s moral crusades often double as thinly veiled personal vendettas, and this latest spat is no exception. Sources say she’s been on a tear about “adults fucking kids,” only to be met with eyerolls from the lobby’s usual suspects. “Yeah redman, it’s just you,” BonnieP allegedly snapped at one detractor, before pivoting to her signature mic-drop: “I’d rather die than see Jose naked on any chat site.”

“He almost killed a Camel!” — BonnieP, allegedly, before vanishing mid-rant

But the real kicker? While BonnieP was busy clutching her pearls, LeggyGal was allegedly offering a cool million to have someone “go kill him” for her. Priorities, people.

The lobby’s verdict? BonnieP’s outrage is as performative as ever—but this time, the joke’s on her. Croco’s ghosting might just be the best thing that’s happened to her in years. Or, you know, the worst. Depends on who you ask.

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