Longtime readers know Nitram’s M.O.: grandiose claims, zero receipts, and a knack for pissing off the peanut gallery. This week, the lobby’s resident crypto cowboy rode into the chat flashing a Bitcoin card and crowing about his “close to 40 BTC” fortune—only to double down when the skepticism hit. Sources whisper the self-styled “big investor” was mid-flex when he pivoted to boasting about globe-trotting jaunts across Europe and Africa, while conveniently dodging A7bert’s jab about why he won’t set foot in Asia or the U.S. (“Asia and US left,” Nitram sniffed, as if that explained his passport’s sad state.)

The Hype-Man Turns Nemesis

But the real turning point? Infinity777, Nitram’s longtime hype-man-turned-nemesis, dropped the mic: “Bicoin just fell by 20% after what you claimed bro.” The market’s reaction—whether real or coincidental—left Nitram’s net worth (and dignity) in freefall. Ouch.

The Lobby Fires Back

The drama didn’t stop there. The lobby’s collective side-eye kicked into high gear. Crisps3 clapped back with a holier-than-thou “halal ways” to wealth, while chlolo and asian_G—ever the chaos agents—pivoted to wine tasting and genie wishes. Meanwhile, rumors swirled that Nitram’s “BTC card” is just a glorified gift card, and his travel tales are as shaky as his investment strategy.

Unshakable Confidence (in Nonsense)

But hey, at least he’s consistent—consistently delusional, that is. “Too bad for u,” Nitram sneered at the skeptics, proving once again that his biggest asset isn’t Bitcoin—it’s unshakable confidence in his own nonsense.

As the lobby’s resident drama queen, Nitram’s latest meltdown is just another Tuesday. But with the market in shambles and his credibility in the gutter, one thing’s clear: this “investor” better hope his next surprise isn’t a margin call.

— XOXO, EpikChat News